BPL Pre-Season Preview (3)

Manchester City

Player Watch:

1. Gelson Fernandes: Midfielder

- This midfield anchor-man is only 21 years of age and at £4 million it already looks like a major coup by Sven. Combative and energetic, he is also the skipper for the Swiss U-21 side. It will be real exciting to see how he does this season

2. Nedum Onuoha: Defender

- This versatile defender can operate on any side of the defense but is most comfortable at centre-back. Had put in reasonable performances for club and country at U-21 level but has not been able to be a main-stay as a result of frequent injuries. Would be a force to be reckoned with if he were fully fit. Is a definite asset in City’s quest for Europe.

3. Rolando Bianchi: Forward

- It was a touch choice between highlighting him and Geovanni. Bianchi only came up tops because he is something City had not had for a long time, a pure goal-getter. Notching up 18 goals last season for Atalanta, he is looking to do the same for the Sky Blues; the only difference is this time it is not for survival but for Europe.

Lacks: Depth in Defense

Strengths: Good mix of youth and experience, Big name manager and owner

Prediction: Will be making a strong case for a UEFA Cup slot

Reasons: Solid purchases in pre-season (In Thaksin’s own words, “When you buy a boat you will also need to buy the engine.” Well he certainly did!)

Chicken Soup for the Team: They may need another centre-back as cover for injuries

Parting Shot: They have quality all round and look good enough for Europe next season. Affairs outside the field however, could be a distraction.

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Aston Villa

Player Watch:

1. Nigel Reo-Coker: Midfielder

- The effervescence of youth is embodied in his performances on the field. Does not make his slight frame a disadvantage, he gets stuck in with the rest of them. Will be interesting to see how he is molded and employed by a better manager.

2. Stiliyan Petrov: Midfielder

- Had a mediocre first season but seems to have adapted nicely into the team as shown in his pre-season performances. Possesses great vision and sublime touches. I am expecting much more from him next season and I am pretty sure he will deliver.

3. Martin O’Neil: Manager

- Yes, he is only the 2^nd manager I have highlighted so far, but trust me he is one of the best in the business. Excellent player management and temperament for the job, he is someone who can bring a team to the next level single-handedly. Appointing him was the best move Randy Lerner ever did, and coming from a land that plays soccer, it is shockingly astute.

Lacks: Depth in General

Strengths: Excellent manager, good pace up front

Prediction: Will be making a strong case for a UEFA Cup slot

Reasons: Besides the manager, the backbone of the team is sound as well.

Chicken Soup for the Team: Should be still in the market for a couple more players, which is essential if they are serious about Europe.

Parting Shot: I still do not understand why they bought Marlon Harewood, but before I criticize, let’s see how he does next season.

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Bolton

Player Watch:

1. Christian Wilhelmsson: Midfielder

- I have always been a big fan of his hairstyles, but that aside, he is a fantastic acquisition. Speedy and experienced, he will add fresh options to Sammy Lee for wide positions already boasting El-Hadj Diouf, Stelios Giannakopoulos, and Ricardo Vaz Te. This is where Bolton’s strength lies.

2. Nicolas Anelka: Forward

- Ok he is The Incredible Sulk, but he seems to be enjoying his time at Bolton. He is Bolton’s main threat up front and is one player I have always admired. His main problem is asserting himself in the game more consistently as he is prone to drift into the peripherals of matches. Will be disastrous if Bolton loses him.

3. Jussi Jaaskelainen: Goalkeeper

- Entering his 9^th season at Bolton, he is the mainstay between the posts. Another one of those I rate as top 5 goalkeepers in the League. Able to stay focused throughout the match, but does have rare lapses of concentration.

Lacks: Replacement for Ben-Haim

Strengths: Brilliant Wingers

Prediction: Could be challenging for Europe, but unlikely.

Reasons: The lost of Big Sam is a factor, along with questions that could be asked in the centre of defense.

Chicken Soup for the Team: If the new purchases can fill the void left by Ben-Haim, then all could be smooth sailing for Bolton, and if Sammy Lee gets it right.

Parting Shot: Talk of Anelka trotting away from Bolton is worrying and as Yakubu is to Middlesbrough, Anelka is to Bolton.

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Newcastle

Player Watch:

1. Joey Barton: Midfielder

- Big Sam is building another Bolton in Newcastle and Joey Barton = Kevin Nolan. Although he trumps Nolan in movement and speed, he loses out in terms of temperament and hence leadership qualities. Could prove to be a double-edged sword for Newcastle.

2. Mark Viduka: Forward

- Once again, Kevin Davies = Mark Viduka. But Viduka has better ball skills and is more experienced. Although lacking in pace, the role he should be employed in would mean no necessity for that. Would be interesting to see who he is paired with.

3. Shay Given: Goalkeeper

- Another one into the list of Top 5 Goalkeepers in the League. Excellent shot-stopper but conceded quite a few last season as he was playing with the twin terrors Boumsong and Bramble. The centre of defense is still not proven and he could end up as their lifesaver once again.

Lacks: Proven Centre-Backs

Strengths: Sam Alladyce, variety of options up front

Prediction: Would be challenging for a spot in Europe

Reasons: Big Sam is experienced enough to know what is needed and the Magpies look menacing going forward.

Chicken Soup for the Team: The new defense will have to sort themselves out and protect Given if they were to stand a chance to reach Europe

Parting Shot: The recently underachieving Magpies see Alladyce as their messiah to send them back into Europe and I would not bet against that.

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West Ham

Player Watch:

1. Craig Bellamy: Forward

- L’Enfant Terrible is now at the Hammers ready to make a nuisance of himself, but this time it is for the opposition. Energetic and dogged in nature, Bellamy will be a thorn in the opposition’s defense. Always felt he is a good player without the sagas on and off the field, I hope he will prove me right this season.

2. Julien Faubert: Midfielder

- The most exciting buy for West Ham this season. At 24 years of age, he has made a bold move to the Barclays Premier League, defying national team coach Domenech who called his move “unspeakably stupid”. I beg to differ as joining this league will improve a player’s capacity for physicality. Explosive and seasoned at his age, he is one player I’m all excited to see in action.

3. Anton Ferdinand: Defender

- Had an inconsistent season but the lad’s only 22 and can only get better. Will be looking to see if he stamps his authority with solid and consistent displays this season. Maybe a few tips from his elder brother may do the trick.

Lacks: Depth up front, a partner for Ferdinand

Strengths: Good first team midfield and attack that will cause problems for anyone (Chelsea and Man U included)

Prediction: Should be challenging for a place in Europe, if perhaps they can score more than they concede!

Reasons: If the team is able to gel, they will be extremely dangerous going forward and could very well score more goals than they concede.

Chicken Soup for the Team: Eggert Magnússon should also look at strengthening the Hammer’s defense with his shit-loads of money.

Parting Shot: Forget the Tevez saga; West Ham has a good team in their own right. Always had a soft spot for them…go Hammers!

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I would say the weakest team of the lot would have to be Bolton after losing Alladyce, and not having a good enough team on paper they may struggle to make an impression in the quest for UEFA. Next in line would be Aston Villa, whose lack of depth in the squad is worrying. However I wouldn’t be surprised if O’Neil makes a couple more signings before the start of the season to shore up their deficiencies. Newcastle, Manchester City and West Ham I would say all stand an equal chance for the final 2 to 3 UEFA Cup slots. It is precisely this tight competition that would make the coming season the most exciting in years. Next up, the top 5 teams and I know you know who they are.

Congratulations Iraq

The Final of the AFC Asian Cup 2007 has just ended and Iraq clinched their first ever title with a 1-0 victory over favourites Saudi Arabia. The 1^st half was a cautious affair from both sides and the match was about to fall into a bore-fest when the 2^nd half lightened up proceedings. In a game of few chances, it was inevitable that Iraq’s match winner came from Younis Mahmoud in the 72^nd minute after lax defending from the Saudis from an Iraqi corner. Saudi’s tepid attempts at getting an equalizer came to naught and the match ended 1-0 to the Iraqis.

Iraq began the match on a 4-5-1/ 4-2-3-1 formation. They were 4-5-1 when they did not have the ball, and when they won possession, they switched into a 4-2-3-1. This was the winning formula as they outnumbered the Saudis in midfield and very often won the 2^nd ball. They looked a little toothless going forward in the 1^st half, the 2^nd was much better as their playmaker Hawar Mulla Mohammed came out of his shell and orchestrated the show. But my Man-of-the-Match is definitely anchor-man Qusay Munir who ran his guts out and protected the back-four magnificently. His strength and dynamism in the middle of the park outshone the weary Saudis. Out-hustled and out-muscled, the Saudis were eventually beaten by the team with more hunger and desire.

The tactics of Iraq meant that there was very little time for Abdulrahman Al Qahtani to make the early passes to the wingers to cross for Yasser Al Qahtani to attack, or a quick ground pass for Malek Maaz to pounce through. It was not just a tactical victory for Jorvan Vieira or a physical and tactical triumph for the players, but also a well needed emotional boost for a country ravaged by war and religious divide. Once again, congratulations to Iraq, Champions of the AFC Asian Cup 2007.

BPL Pre-Season Preview (2)

Middlesbrough

Player Watch:

1. Jonathan Woodgate: Defender

- Had an impressive 2006/2007 campaign on loan from Real Madrid to fill the void left when Gareth Southgate turned manager before signing on a permanent deal. Is good enough for an England call-up but his proneness to injury will be cause for worry for club and country.

2. Ayegbeni Yakubu: Striker

- Has always been their main threat in attack with his strength and relative pace. Will be their main goal-getter if Tuncay Sanli is not able to live up to his billing. Could be tempted by a move to a better club as Middlesbrough is likely to underachieve this season.

3. Jeremie Aliadiere: Forward

- The only reason he is in this is because it will be interesting to see if he can prove himself here, as he will be given regular playing time as compared to his time in Arsenal. Hanging around Henry, Van Persie and Bergkamp should have done some good to him. Time will tell.

Lacks: Poor away performance (could be down to manager), depth of squad

Strengths: Quality of first team

Prediction: Tough call, could be challenging for a UEFA Cup place or scrapping for relegation

Reasons: Inexperience of manager as proven last year

Chicken Soup for the Team: His experience last season could have done some good for Southgate. It is the time to prove himself

Parting Shot: The entire season rests on two issues – whether they can hold on to Yakubu, and if Southgate has improved.

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Birmingham

Player Watch:

1. Olivier Kapo: Midfielder

- Vastly experienced player at 27 years old, he can operate on the flanks or in the middle. His time at Juventus and Auxerre will prove to be invaluable. The question is whether he can withstand the physicality of the English game.

2. Radhi Jaidi: Defender

- A proven player at Bolton, he will be their stalwart at the back. Big, powerful and strong in the air, he is very adept for the English game. His only short-coming is his inability to deal with pacy/nippy forwards.

3. Fabrice Muamba: Midfielder

- The engine of the team. Had an impressive season that resulted in Birmingham’s promotion and him being name Young Player of the Year. The England U-19 international will be moving onto a higher standard of play and it will be interesting to see if he can make a name for himself.

Lacks: Safe pair of hands between the posts

Strengths: Good manager, solid backbone of team

Prediction: I see a good season ahead of them. Europe could be a possibility if the players can put good performances together

Reasons: Good mix of experience, youth and good management

Chicken Soup for the Team: Nothing much to be improved upon relative to the players they have on paper and the manager. They just need to build a working team.

Parting Shot: Carson Yueng’s boasts of Champions League maybe far fetched, but UEFA could be a possibility in the near future if the club moves in the right direction. Mido and Ghaly’s possible arrival could be the catalyst for a UEFA spot.

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Portsmouth

Player Watch:

1. David James: Goalkeeper

- At 37 years of age, he is certainly no oldie. Has proven time and time again he can be a saviour in his own right, but is prone to silly mistakes (which I must admit, has toned down quite a bit). Impressive in the pre-season Barclays Asia Cup tournament and if he can bring on that sort of performances into the new season, it will be a good one for Portsmouth.

2. Sol Campbell: Defender

- Man-mountain aka Judas is contemplating a starting place in the England setup. He forms part of a reasonably sound back-four that could be the key towards Portsmouth’s success. Commanding and experienced, he has to work well with Distin for Portsmouth to make any European challenge.

3. Lomana LuaLua: Forward

- His languid style often leaves defenders in a daze, and has popped up on a few occasions to come up with brilliant match winners. His strength is his innovation, but his weakness is his inconsistency. Portsmouth forward-line is already quite power-packed but it will be a definite added bonus if LuaLua can be a consistent innovator.

Lacks: Pure goal-getter, could materialize in David Nugent

Strengths: Good defense

Prediction: Their inconsistency, especially away from home, makes it a tough call. But I would have to say that on paper, they are good enough to compete for a UEFA Cup place.

Reasons: Solid defense, and good team on paper. But inconsistency could undo them.

Chicken Soup for the Team: Being able to replicate the performances in training onto the football pitch especially when away from home.

Parting Shot: Once again a very good team on paper, but they have to sort out the inconsistency before they want to look at bigger things.

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Everton

Player Watch:

1. Joseph Yobo: Defender

- The only notable player in the entire defensive setup. Is arguably too good for a team like Everton. Had good performances last season but to put the entire defense on his (albeit) broad shoulders is asking too much.

2. Tim Cahill: Midfielder

- Always popping up to score important goals, this Aussie is the Dennis-the-Menace of Everton. His movement around the pitch makes him a hard man to pick up throughout the match, and it is very often when the opponent loses focus is where he scores the all important goal. Has to avoid injuries if he wants to make a substantial impact.

3. Andy Johnson: Forward

- He seems to be taking up the mantle left behind by the older and much slower Michael Owen. Good pace and off-the-ball movement and has more creativity than Owen when it comes to one-on-one situations with defenders, could work on his finishing to make himself a complete article.

Lacks: A proper defense, depth in the forwards department

Strengths: Home games, tradition

Prediction: Would most likely be scrapping for survival

Reasons: Slow and ageing defense may not be able to keep up with the speed of the modern game

Chicken Soup for the Team: Purchase defenders, David Moyes HAS to improve.

Parting Shot: If David Moyes delivers another mediocre season, it could be time for him to move on as he is unable to deliver to a club with rich tradition.

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Blackburn

Player Watch:

1. Brad Friedel: Goalkeeper

- I would rate him top 5 goalies in the Barclays Premier League. Was a vital figure in Blackburn’s push for a UEFA Cup slot last season and will surely be a key figure for the next campaign.

2. Morten Gamst Pedersen: Midfielder

- The creative force in the team who is also a deadball specialist. Was missing for a sizable portion of the season and his fitness would be vital this time round as Rovers aim to make in 2 European seasons in a row.

3. Maceo Rigters: Forward

- Exciting times for this young man who can only benefit from playing under Mark Hughes and together with Benni McCarthy. Had brilliant performances in the U-21 Championships and is definitely one to look out for this season for Rovers.

Lacks: Pace in defense

Strengths: Going forward

Prediction: Would most probably end up around 10^th place.

Reasons: They have not progressed in comparison to West Ham, Manchester City, Aston Villa, Bolton and Newcastle and would probably lose out to them. Formidable forward-line is not reciprocated in defense which I feel would ultimately be their undoing.

Chicken Soup for the Team: Has a good set of midfielders that could help make up for their weaknesses.

Parting Shot: Sparky would have to sort out his defensive shortcomings or it will be a Europe-less season for him.

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My belief is that this season will see close battles from 19^th to 15^th place, from 14^th to 6^th place, 3rd to 5th place and for the Championship. This bunch just makes up the thrilling fight for a UEFA Cup slot and it will be a great battle. The weakest of the 5 teams discussed here is Everton and it will be unlikely that they would be much of a feature for a place in Europe this season and could even be involved in the relegation dog-fight. My picks of the lot is definitely Portsmouth and Birmingham who both have impressive teams on paper. If they can sort this potential into good team displays, UEFA could be beckoning.

Next up, the 5 teams that will probably make a strong challenge for UEFA Cup slots next season. Till next time, keep it real.

Do You Know (2)

Who holds the unique record of having scored hat-tricks in all 4 football divisions in England, the Premier League, the FA Cup, League Cup and at international level?


Are you ready for the answer? It's Robert Earnshaw. Yes, the bucktooth Ronaldinho lookalike that I heavily criticized in the first BPL preview is actually the holder of this interesting record. I still think he ain't good enough though.

BPL Pre-Season Preview (1)

Alright here goes. The first section on the preview of the teams participating in the Barclays Premier League next season. In the first installment of this series, we shall take a look at the teams who I feel will be involved in the relegation battle. Here goes…

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Reading

Player Watch:

1. Nick Shorey: Defender

- Needs to be more influential in the team if he is to live up to his England call-up.

2. Leroy Lita: Forward

- Pace and physique can cause problems. Could move on to a bigger club next season if Reading is relegated or shows to have no ambition.

3. Seol Ki-Hyeon: Attacking Midfielder

- Needs more games. Inexplicable why he had so few games after performing brilliantly in the first part of the season.

Lacks: Holding Midfielder.

Strengths: Home fans

Prediction: Mostly likely one of the 3 relegated but could be close.

Reasons: Lack of general quality as compared to the other clubs who were behind them last season, the loss of Sidwell with no capable replacement.

Chicken Soup for the Team: Purchase more quality subject to club’s attractiveness (which is low).

Parting Shot: The honeymoon’s over and you’re back to where you belong, fighting for survival.

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Fulham

Player Watch:

1. Antti Niemi: Goalkeeper

- Will be in the thick of action as Fulham should be doing most of the defending throughout the season.

2. Michael Brown: Midfielder

- My honest opinion is that he will be more of a problem than an asset. A shock to see him named skipper by Lawrie Sanchez as he is highly volatile and unfocused on the job at hand, very often getting involved in petty offences and red-card worthy tackles. The kind of player that can destroy a team; not the opponents but his own. (Edited - A move to Wigan looks imminent, looks like they will REALLY go straight down)

3. Zat Knight: Defender

- A solid physical presence in defense but prone to errors. Has good physique and pace relative to that. Needs to show a bit more assertiveness on the pitch to make up for his lack of awareness and experience. Should move to a better club if he wants to improve.

Lacks: Goalscorer

Strengths: None notable.

Prediction: Will be competing against Reading for the 3^rd relegation spot.

Reason: General lack of quality that has not been made up for in the transfer market in pre-season.

Chicken Soup for the Team: Al-Fayed to pump in more cash for better purchases in the transfer market. Hire a proper manager, someone who can name Michael Brown as skipper is as daft as you can get.

Parting Shot: Has slightly more squad depth than Reading but quality is still left wanting unless players can play beyond themselves.

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Derby

Player Watch:

1. Steve Howard: Forward

- Derby’s top scorer last season with 19 goals in all competitions. Big, tall and physical. May not be able to keep up with the pace of the game at the age of 32.

2. Robert Earnshaw: Forward

- Derby broke the bank to sign this nippy buck-tooth at £3.5 Million, shows how much quality they have invested in general. Buying someone that looks like Ronaldinho, is worth 20 times less and plays at 10% his ability ain’t exactly enough.

3. Andy Todd: Defender

- Very experienced player who once has stints in Blackburn, Charlton, Middlesbrough and Bolton. Such top-flight experience will prove to be crucial as he tries to shore up the Ram’s backline in their bid to avoid relegation

Lacks: Quality all-round

Strengths: None notable.

Prediction: The League Championship is almost a surety.

Reason: General lack of quality that has not been made up for in the transfer market in pre-season, especially in midfield.

Chicken Soup for the Team: A Miracle (LOL)

Parting Shot: The backbone of the team is present, but the rest of the team lacks general quality and pace. May not be able to keep up with the speed of the modern game.

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Wigan

Player Watch:

1. Henri Camara: Forward

- The brightest spark on the field for a relatively mediocre team. His abilities warrant a place in a better team. Could be their life-saver.

2. Titus Bramble: Defender

- Simply unfathomable. Bumbling Bramble can only mean trouble. God save the Latics. Nothing much to say here…

3. Leighton Baines: Defender

- England U21 regular with a bright future. Another of those that could move on to a better club to advance his career. (Edited - Sunderland looks to sign him now. Looks like a good deal for the Black Cats)

Lacks: Commanding centre-back

Strengths: Good depth and variety in the forward line

Prediction: Will be involved in the relegation dog-fight

Reason: Other than Chris Kirkland and Baines, the defense looks frail. Especially if Bramble is a feature. (Edited - They are going to sign Michael Brown, good luck)

Chicken Soup for the Team: Taking the game to teams and not sit back and defend. They have enough quality up front to cause problems, and enough potential problems at the back.

Parting Shot: Will the absence of Arjan de Zeeuw prove to be pivotal in Wigan’s fortune this season?

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Sunderland

Player Watch:

1. Dean Whitehead: Midfielder

- Not exactly the most graceful player, but he gets the job done. Disrupting the opposition’s rhythm, he is not the best at what he does, but it is sufficient.

2. Michael Chopra: Forward

- Has a brilliant goal record but has yet to cement himself in the top flight in his time at Newcastle. This season could be the opportunity to make his name.

3. Roy Keane: Manager

- Ok he is not a player. But his presence in the dressing room makes him the 12^th player on the field. His never-say-die attitude and winning mentality has rubbed off on the players as seen in the Black Cats’ amazing run-in to promotion. Mark the dates of your calendar when Sunderland faces Manchester United and Chelsea as they should pan out as interesting encounters.

Lacks: Activity in the transfer market to improve quality especially in centre-midfield/defence. (Edited - Sunderland is looking to add Leighton Baines to the squad. Looks like a good move)

Strengths: Manager

Prediction: Will be involved in the relegation dog-fight

Reason: Lack of quality

Chicken Soup for the Team: Procuring the services of 2 quality/experienced centre-back and/or midfielders would go a long way to helping them avoid relegation.

Parting Shot: How much can a manager’s presence lift his normally ordinary team performance?

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I feel Derby is the weakest of the lot and are more or less going back down next season. The next two places will be keenly contested by Reading, Wigan and Fulham. Sunderland have an outside chance of relegation but Keano may just do enough to guarantee another season in the top flight for the Black Cats.

Coming up soon, a preview on the next 5 teams that I feel would probably be sandwiched between the European pretenders and League Championship potential. They could go either way. Tune in to find out more.

Like it's Christmas

The pre-season is a time of merry shopping and this one is no different. What I find interesting is, the clubs who are tradtitionally not big spenders are spending like Christmas came early. Exact figures are hard to obtain as many transfers have their value undisclosed. Below is a few of the busier clubs in the market.

1. Tottenham
They have spent at least £29.5m with further spending expected.

2. West Ham
Total estimated spending so far is at least £20.5m with further expenditure expected.

3. Bolton
They have made 6 purchases so far, of which 3 have their value undisclosed.

4. Portsmouth
Made one signing worth £7m, with 2 more undisclosed

This puts the minimum expenditure for these 4 clubs at £15m. This is a spillover effect from 2 circumstances. Firstly, for clubs like Spurs and Bolton, they have the economic benefits of being in Europe while Portsmouth and West Ham have rich owners. Secondly, the recent change of television and sponsorship rights meant that each Barclays Premiership League (BPL) club is gifted a hefty sum of £50m at the start of this season (little wonder why Sheffield United is going to court over this).

The BPL is certainly showing itself to be the most cash-rich league in the world and the club's spending power has certainly moved on from the days where the Big Four (Manchester United, Chelsea, Liverpool & Arsenal) were the only big spenders. The only problem now is that with the money, can they attract the talents? Only time will tell but I can tell you that this up-coming season is going to be its most exciting judging from the players that have been signed so far.

In the weeks leading up to to the Community Shield and the League's first game, I will do articles on selected teams as some sort of preview. Till then, happy shopping.

Never Be Beck

David Robert Joseph Beckham has just landed in The City of Angels to embark on a new (and possibly last) stage of his career as a footballer. He may not be the best footballer around, but he has a face that ranks amongst the most recognisable in the world. Evidence of his marketability is obvious in the fact that Real Madrid made more than £300million during his four years at the club, which I think is simply amazing. The combination of good looks, having a specialised football skill, excellent work ethic and his wife all played a part in his career path. Let's discuss each individual points and their relevance.

Beck Then
First things first, I am not going to attempt in providing a wordy article on his career history. For those who are really interested u can Wiki it. I will however pick up from his time at his first professional club, Manchester United. He made his Premiership debut in the 94/95 season against Aston Villa alongside the other members of Fergie's Fledglings. They lost the game 3-1 with Becks scoring. This was the start of a highly successful time at United. Despite his Mickey Mouse voice, his good looks and floppy-hair made him the poster boy plastered all over the rooms of pimply teenage girls.

What transpired from his time at United was his work ethic, professionalism and penchant for perfection, which we will see time and time again. He spent extra time in training perfecting his dead ball accuracy, and this will be his selling point on and off the field. These qualities led him to be the choice skipper for England even though he did not possess any prominent leadership qualities. Much of those qualities grew on him as he took to the field in his new role. Many have said that his captaincy was as much a marketing decision as it was a footballing one.

Ham & Spice and All Things Nice
Then the first turning point arrived. He met Victoria Caroline Adams aka Posh Spice in November 1996. What followed was a two-year whirlwind courtship that resulted in one child, then one marriage in 1999, an appearance on the Ali G show, a zillion pictures, quite a few tattoos, two more children, about 16 hairstyles, an OBE and quite a few red carpets.

The most important thing however is Posh herself. She is his link to the entertainment industry, and she is someone with shrewd marketing and business acumen. My guess is that it was her who suggested a move to glamourous Madrid for the sake of his pride and his brand, and her preference; it was not just because of a flying boot to his head. It is very likely too that his move to LA Galaxy was sanctioned by her as well. We will come to that later. Becks certainly wears the panties in this relationship.

The Real Deal
Moving to Real Madrid in 2003 sparked many to comment that having the skills he had, he would not be able to adapt to the flowing style of Spanish football, which involve moving around with the ball rather than launching long balls forward, as is done in the Premiership. Evidently, he struggled and had more yellow cards than assists.

This downward spiral continued as England was knocked out in the Quarter-finals of the 2006 World Cup, Sven left and McClaren took over. He was stripped of his international captaincy and dropped from the squad. To be honest, even I felt this was the right decision on the part of McClaren as I thought he was not good enough. Capello also dropped him from the first-eleven at Madrid and everything looked grey and gloomy for Becks.

This was when he came out and proved everyone wrong. Winning back his place in both teams as a result of sterling performances when given the chance, he was back at it again. The only pity was, he had already signed for LA Galaxy by then, which I consider a step down.

Morphing Abilities
Becks proved his professionalism and work ethic time and time again and none was more obvious, or more admirable than the fact that he manage to change and alter his game to make himself a better player despite his limitations skill-wise. When he was at United, he was a typical winger WITHOUT the ball skills and pace. He needed to receive the ball on the wing open and unchallenged so that he could cross the ball well. At Real he was used in the middle and on the flanks and initially both were unsuccessful. However he changed the way he played - running into space earlier as an option to pass, not holding on to the ball long, receiving the ball with his back facing goal more often rather than wanting to turn and push the ball forward, and maintaining the accuracy of his crosses and free kicks. By adding more intelligence to his play, he has turned out to be a holding midfielder with unique abilities, and far cry from who he was as a winger with no pace or ball-skills.

His presence on the field meant opposition would be wary to give away free kicks, this meant that skilful players on his team will have more space on the ball and could create more havoc as a result. Having refined his playing style to be able to compete with the best in the world, he moves to US-and-A to play a game called soccer.

Beck to the West Coast

Why soccer? These are the plausible reasons I can think of…

1. Hollywood for Posh for obvious reasons.

2. Education for his kids. First choice was UK but after Manchester he will never play for another Premiership team again. US-and-A will be the next best choice.

3. Mad amounts of money to be earned.

4. The decision was made at a point in time when people thought he was not able to compete at a highly competitive and intensive level; hence he could play soccer but not football.

Personal Notes

I used to think he was a useless player with good looks, and I believe many people thought so. He has certainly proved me wrong, and I am a converted fan. It is sad that he is now going to play soccer instead of football. We shall now see if he is able to maintain his place in the England team and if soccer will do him any good.

Adieu, adieu, remember him...He may never be Beck.

Do You Know (1)

Here is a little footy trivia for you.

Who was the first player to score a hat-trick in the revamped English Premier League which has been in place since 1992?

Well the answer is Eric Cantona. The game was Leeds United vs Tottenham Hotspur which ended 5-0 to Leeds, on 25th August 1992. This is certainly befitting of a man I would call the first iconic figure in the Premiership that was mass marketed globally. Subsequently, the likes of Alan Shearer (who is the younger ever player to ever score a hat-trick on his debut at 17 years 240 days for Southampton, and also owns the record of most Premiership goals at 260), David Beckham, Thierry Henry and Gianfranco Zola all made a name for themselves, and the League.

Leeds went on to win the first ever Premiership, in a competition that was soon to be dominated by the next team Cantona played for, Manchester United.

Alright that is the snippet for tonight, till next time, cheerio!

Bull's, Cock or Hawkeye?

Ok here is the story, the Premier League is set to test Hawkeye technology in football with a view to remove doubts over goalline decisions. This system is already in its advanced testing phase with tennis, as seen in the recent Wimbledon tournament. The English FA is looking to add certainty to goalline controversy with the help of technology.

What do I think about all this? I would say toss off! What makes football the most watched sport in the world is its uncertainty! The draw-point is really the cliche of the ball being round.

Controversy not only feeds the appetite of the fans, but also gives the media something to stir up and serve to the audience. Losing uncertainty will only add boredom to an already mechanized and routine world that we live in. Sport is one of the few arenas left for people to enjoy creativity, ingenuity and innovation in a non-technological sense.

Who creates these controversies and the emotional roller-coaster ride in the first place? Players with their simulations and antics, referees with their mistakes and astuteness. Fans are kept emotionally high-strung and unstable as a result, not to forget the story-hungry media that is always on the lookout for anything news worthy. The story that is football is made exciting with controversy.

The nature of the game requires the discretion and judgement of the referee, who runs the game and makes the calls. Removing this element may not decrease the well-rooted fan support and firm media coverage, but it will certainly dull the kaleidoscope of emotions that football brings to its fans.

This is the success story of football. Players are human, referees are human, fans are human, please don't dehumanise the very human element that makes the sport what it is today. Say Cock-eye to Hawkeye!

Edited - I thought of a way to at least try to make it more interesting. In Wimbledon you have 3 tries to use the Hawkeye. If the call is yours, your number of attempts will not be decducted but if the call is not, you will be deducted one try.

For football, maybe if the call is yours, the goal stands. If it is not, the other team will get a 1/2 ball advantage, meaning a draw would not be enough in this instance. This perhaps could help make the use of technology more interesting.

It's Called Football, Not Sucker

I decided to write this quick note after I tried Goggle-ing for some football related information. My key words were - football and hawkeye. The results were Iowa Hawkeye football team, American Football. You know what I am getting at...

I would just like to say, football is FOOTBALL, not SOCCER. Football should remain football for two simple reasons. Firstly, football was had its laws standardized in 1863, whereas the American game with no name (in my opinion) has its roots sprouting in 1871. First come, first serve, first right of redemption.

Secondly, can anyone tell me which of the two sports is the most watched and generates the most money in the world? Nuff said.

The American game does not even resemble the name it took, and same goes to the new name they gave to football, soccer. Seriously, W.T.F.

So please, for fuck's sake, it is FOOTBALL and not SUCKER. Go find another name for YOUR dumbass sport that only YOU watch. Thanks.

Now onto football and goaline technology.

Man, You Loaning Tevez?

The news is out and about. Manchester United is seeking to land Carlos Tevez on a 2 year loan deal with first option to buy. Few things come to my mind.

1. By loaning instead of buying, United give themselves a 2 year window to sort out the irregularities then would obviously come with any transfer deal to do with Tevez. This would also give time for the massive sandstorm that is already surrounding the Tevez saga to settle.

2. My initial thoughts was that United would actually be in the market for an out-and-out striker in the mould of recent Anfield acquisition Fernando Torres. If Tevez's services are acquired, United would be primed to further strengthen their already formidable and swift counter-attack style of play. They will not need a goal-getter if that is the plan, when they have various options moving forward on the break.

3. Will he be able to adapt? Well he already has fellow Argentine international Gabriel Heinze plowing up and down left-field, someone who (I wouldn't be surprised as this is not the first time Sir Alex has used such methods to acquire players) would act as chaperon and even be egging him to join United. He has proven to be strong and tough enough to endure the physicality of the English game with his time at West Ham. I would think he should be able to fit in nicely, provided no surprises are sprung, and no tantrums are thrown.

Anyway this is all speculation till he actually arrives. Exciting times for United fans as he will join Portuguese sensation Nani, Brazillian sorcerer Anderson, and English workhorse Owen Hargreaves in a youthful United side looking to claim the title of Fergie's Fledglings II.

Reflections (hate to say I told you so)

1. Nothing better than for Tevez to go to the club who has the most 'live' games a season to showcase himself. MAN UNITED!

2. Torres to the Premiership? Nuff' said! Fiery Fernando or Tepid Torres, we shall see.

3. Henry leaving the Premiership? Well he already is a household name, no need for anymore advertising. He is his own brand.

Iron Clad Hammers

In an announcement made by the English FA earlier this evening, Sheffield United’s appeal against West Ham’s punishment for fielding ineligible players during Premier League games which aided in their relegation dog-fight, was duly thrown out. It did not come as a surprise, to me at least. Other than the obvious reasons of the complications in re-ordering next season’s fixtures, I have a theory of my own.

1. M.O.N.E.Y

Well it is the same reason all over again isn’t it? The £5.5million fine they suffered is peanuts compared to the USD$2.2 billion estimated net worth of Eggert Magnússon. That monetary potential that the Hammers currently possess, can be equated as their capability to compete in an increasingly money driven game. Not much can be said about The Blades on that.

2. Marketing Potential

The Hammers are more recognizable in recent times with the likes of Paolo Di Canio, Rio Ferdinand, Frank Lampard, Jermain Defoe all donning their jerseys in the late 90s onwards, and more recently Tevez, Reo-Coker, Lucas Neill, Anton Ferdinand. This could translate into a more marketable team playing in a branded league. Sheffield United on the other hand has Keith Gillespie as their most recent and famous player. Not forgetting the fans who witnessed their glory days, may they rest in peace.

3. Tourism

This may seem a weird reason. West Ham in the bustling city of London, Sheffield has her woods and parklands (how sad, she is not even listed on few UK tourism websites). A vibrant London with Arsenal, Chelsea, Tottenham AND West Ham form part of city life, where football plays an integral part. Sheffield, well she has her beauty, but not the commercialized beauty that mass tourism thrives on.

For the sake of the bigger picture, West Ham has secured their Premiership status...for now.

Here’s some statistics below to help put numbers to the words.

West Ham

Location: London

Stadium Capacity: 35,500

Best League Finish: 3^rd

FA Cup Wins: 1964, 1975, 1980

Cup Winners Cup: 1965, 1976(losing finalist)

Intertoto Cup: 1999

Chairman: Eggert Magnússon

Sheffield United

Location: Sheffield (North of London)

Stadium Capacity: 32,609

Best League Finish: 1898(1st)

FA Cup Wins: 1899, 1902, 1915, 1925

Chairman: Terry Robinson

The Blades were simply hammered into the ground in this fiasco. West Ham’s place in next season’s Premiership you could say is more or less iron-clad.

Bet You Didn't Know That!

Many football clubs have sponsorship deals with bookmakers. This looks like a conflict of interest, to me at least. Should they even be allowed in the first place? I’ll leave you to make up your own mind.

Sports Betting Sponsorships as of 2006-2007 Season

Arsenal - Paddy Power

Aston Villa - 32red.com

Blackburn Rovers - Bet24.com

Bolton Wanderers - Betfred

Charlton Athletic - Ladbrokes, Paddy Power

Chelsea - Ladbrokes, Coral

Everton - Littlewoods Gaming, Coral

Fulham - Coral

Liverpool - Paddy Power

Manchester City - Totalbet

Manchester United - Betfred

Newcastle United - Bet365

Portsmouth - Ladbrokes

Sheffield United - Ladbrokes

Tottenham Hotspur - Mansion

Watford - Ladbrokes

West Ham - Ladbrokes, Pinnacle

Wigan Athletic - Tote Plc

That is 18 out of the 20 teams in the Premiership. Here’s more…

Real Madrid - Bwin

Recreativo Huelva - Interweten

Espanyol - Interweten

AC Milan - Bwin

Palermo - Sportingbet

Udinese - Eurobet

These are just a few of the countless other sport bookmakers who sponsor football teams. Interestingly, the Spanish and Italian teams that I have listed either did very well or did very badly this season...

Bet you didn’t know that!